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Dilute The Power

MY CEO MAKES 400X MY SALARY

MY CEO MAKES 400X MY SALARY

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Premium Comfort for Your Daily Grind:Unisex loose fit - because comfort shouldn't be gendered ✓ 73.31% cotton, 26.69% Sorona - sustainable fabric tech that feels incredible ✓ Drop shoulder design - relaxed streetwear aesthetic ✓ 240g/m² weight - substantial feel without being heavy ✓ Eco-friendly Sorona® innovation - guilt-free comfort

Care Instructions: Machine wash 30°C gentle cycle | No bleach | Low tumble dry | Cool iron (avoid print area) | No dry cleaning

Perfect For: Office rebels, disillusioned millennials, anyone with a functioning calculator and access to executive compensation data.

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Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL
inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Chest 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61 
Length 26.4  67  27.2  69  28.0  71  28.7  73  29.5  75 
Shoulder 19.7  50  20.5  52  21.3  54  22.0  56  22.8  58 
Sleeve length 7.1  18  7.5  19  7.9  20  8.3  21  8.7  22 

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