Dilute The Power
MY CEO MAKES 400X MY SALARY
MY CEO MAKES 400X MY SALARY
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Premium Comfort for Your Daily Grind: ✓ Unisex loose fit - because comfort shouldn't be gendered ✓ 73.31% cotton, 26.69% Sorona - sustainable fabric tech that feels incredible ✓ Drop shoulder design - relaxed streetwear aesthetic ✓ 240g/m² weight - substantial feel without being heavy ✓ Eco-friendly Sorona® innovation - guilt-free comfort
Care Instructions: Machine wash 30°C gentle cycle | No bleach | Low tumble dry | Cool iron (avoid print area) | No dry cleaning
Perfect For: Office rebels, disillusioned millennials, anyone with a functioning calculator and access to executive compensation data.
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Size Chart
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
Chest | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 |
Length | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 |
Shoulder | 19.7 | 50 | 20.5 | 52 | 21.3 | 54 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 |
Sleeve length | 7.1 | 18 | 7.5 | 19 | 7.9 | 20 | 8.3 | 21 | 8.7 | 22 |
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